Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Las Vegas: Poker and Porn - Trip Report

So, once again Vegas has come and gone. I will keep this TR short and bulleted as all the stuff is on the forums.

Day 1:

- Listened to TSA about getting to airport early (beat)
- Get to Vegas on time look at houses. They were pretty sick and not too pricey.
- Check into Imperial Shithole way in the back not even in the main tower.
- Meet up w/ the 67suited crew (Shifty, Shabba, Nik, Deuce)
- Deli Trip No. 1 (the gf had never been)
- Get hammered at IP playing Chinese w/ 67suited meet up w/ Ahhhhhsht
- Woken up at 4am by broken glass a couple rooms down from us. Had to switch rooms

Day 2:

- Porn convention Day 1
- SD arrives with a bevy of hoes in toe
- Watch lots of skank bitches flaunt their wares
- Find out the gf has friend in porn lolsmallworldaments
- Deli Trip No. 2
- Reb arrives w/ gf (ty reb)
- Walk to Aria to play O8
- Not win a Single Hand at al
- Drunk Shifty, and Drunk Eric are pretty awesome to be around
- Barone arrives - Jack Russell Terrier in human form. AC's hilarious.

I will pick it up now.

Day 3, 4, 5:

- More Porn convention stuff
- Shabba rides a mechanical cock
- 67suited hat goes in pornstar's ass
- Play lots of LHE
- Run lame at 8/16 w/ the Iceman (I did snap him off in a decent pot)
- Run good at 4/8 at B w/ Aaron and TFong whilst drinking Bacardi & Coke
- Not go to LAX
- The Lux is the Nuts
- Watch the J E T S Jets Jets Jets beat Ocho no show
- Dinner at Trevi where Shifty and Barone shared a loving embrace over some Gelato
- Watch Cardinals win in OT
- Play more LHE - run bad

Day 6:

- Tell everyone to fuckoff and seem them on the internets
- Play Videogames at Gameworks w/ SD, Santi, and gf
- Go to airport, talk about the next trip.

It was a great time, big thanks to all who attended.

Next trip is already on the schedule. June 16-21 for the WSOP trip.

There were many quotes from the trip, but you just have to go.

Stop It!!

Pictures possibly to come. Who am I kidding, that is not happening tough shit fuckers.