Monday, May 31, 2010

Can You Feel It???

Ahhhhh shit. Get yo bankrolls 67sooooted 'bout to tear up Bellagio, Encore, Wynn, and Venetian too!!!

We on a plane,
We on a plane.

It only feels like yesterday when AC & Shifty were staring longingly into each others' eyes over a gelato at Trevi. A scant 6 months ago, Shabba was found on top of a mechanical fallus at a convention for porn. Mr. Shit placing his 67suited hat in some working whores' ass cheeks, Superdonk was in search of tentacle porn, Deuce was finding ways to get out of going to the deli and Santi was being Santi.

So, in :countdowncheck: 14 short days, a huge crew from 67 and CP will be headed out to vegas for the June Forum Trip. Oh the douchbauchery that will ensue. Might I mention that left to our own devices we will be playing lots of poker.

Congrats to Paddy, and :cough cough: the 23yo virgin for winning Main Event Seats, Paddy will be playing and obv winning w/ a 67 patch on his shirt. Rambler will be ducking us in the mix games but playing a $2500 HA tourney at the series.

Here is the list of who will be in attendance and where we all are staying:

Deuce (Wed 6/16 - Mon 6/21) - Venetian
Panti (Tue 6/15 - Mon 6/21) - Harrahs
Shabba - (Wed 6/16 - Sun 6/20) - Encore
Superdonk (Tue 6/15 - Mon 6/21) - Mirage
Fender (Tue 6/15 - Mon 6/21) - Harrahs
Shifty (Tue 6/15 - Mon 6/21) - IP
Turtle and his never touched a pussy ever friend(Wed 6/16 - Mon 6/21) - Harrah's
ACbarone (Thur 6/17 - Sun 6/20) - Transexual Flamingo
ttthomas (Wed 6/16 - Sun 6/20 ) - IP Deluxe room bitches
Oak (Thur 6/17- Sun 6/20)- IP
Asshat (Wed 6/16- Tues 6/22)- Wynn
Ashley and her boyfriend (Thurs 6/17 - Mon 6/21) - Venetian
Pika (Fri 6/18 - Mon 6/21) - IP
minnesotasam and texansocer7 (Sat 6/19 - Tue 6/29) - House 6 miles from the strip that will smell like buttsex
DD AKA "Ron Paul's Fluffer" (Thur 6/17 - Mon 6/21) -Venetian
Ryansphoto AKA "Brokedick inbred" (Thur 6/17 - Mon 6/21) - Venetian
Luske (Tue 6/15 - Fri 6/18) - Encore
DanMcw (Fri 6/18 - Wed 6/23) - IP
Albinokid - Somewhere


Its gonna be an amazing turnout. It looks like we will have a waiting list to get into our private game which will be held in the the Ivey Room at Aria, lol (not really, but we will be playing an assortment of cash games w/ each other)

Just a short post about how this all works for 3T.

-Arrive in LV
-Degen Pit Games
-Go to eat at Deli
-Play pokers w/ 67suited members
-Eat at Luxe
-Nap (for deuce obv)
-Play cards w/ tourists and take their monies
-Eat at Luxe
-Play more pokers
-Win Monies
-Sleep

Lather, rinse, repeat 6-7 times.

/vegastrip

And that is how we do it.

glglgl to everyone going, may we all make lots of monies, and ice each other lots.

-out

2 comments:

Aaron said...

Great update. Can't wait!

ahhhhhsht said...

thats Dr. Shit! I didnt go to 8 years of higher education to be called Mr.!!!!!